HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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