The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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