TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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