Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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