yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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