Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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