she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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