Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He better not be in your backpack
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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