I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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