D3 body, D1 cock
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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