Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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