PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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