So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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