She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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