windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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