Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
The ass gains better be worth it
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
