Christians are straight up FREAKS
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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