That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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