it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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