The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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