ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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