whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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