What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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