Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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