Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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