Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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