Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I bet he comes in French.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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