This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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