I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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