Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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