i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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