Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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