everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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