Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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