we have pet lesbian snakes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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