i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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