how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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