She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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