Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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