Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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