i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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