Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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