After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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