whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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