It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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