yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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