i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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