I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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