I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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