Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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