What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Farmville is her only friend.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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